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Don't Be An Assquatch Shirt

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Unisex Fit – Perfect for everyone, women & men!

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Bigfoot Says Chill – Don’t Be an Assquatch!

The Don’t Be an Assquatch shirt is for anyone who loves Bigfoot and hates bad vibes. It’s goofy, retro, and just the right amount of ridiculous. Wear it to the woods, a campfire, or just when your friends need a reminder. Comfy, silly, and always starts a conversation. Don’t be grumpy—be legendary.

Add to cart now and squash those bad vibes with Bigfoot style!

  • 🐾 Hilarious “Don’t Be an Assquatch” Bigfoot design
  • 🌲 Great for campers, hikers, and cryptid fans
  • 👕 Soft and comfy unisex fit
  • 🎁 Awesome gift for Bigfoot believers and jokesters
  • ✅ Perfect mix of weird, funny, and wearable

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Printed on Comfort Colors® 1717 tees – soft, heavyweight, perfect vintage feel.

📌 Unisex fit – true to size  
✔ Regular look = your usual size  
✔ Oversized = one size up  

Size Width (Chest)

     Length     
S 18" (46 cm) 27" (71 cm)
M 20" (51 cm) 28" (74 cm)
L 22" (56 cm) 29" (76 cm)
XL 24" (61 cm) 31" (79 cm)
2XL 26" (66 cm) 32" (81 cm)
3XL 28" (71 cm) 33" (84 cm)
4XL 30" (76 cm) 34" (86 cm)

 

🛠 Fabric Info:  
✔ 100% ring-spun cotton – soft, durable, and breathable  
✔ Garment-dyed for a vintage, worn-in look  
✔ Pre-shrunk to minimize shrinkage

📌 Still unsure? Check our Size Guide or Contact Support!

Shipping Times

We ship fast, but teleportation isn't in our skillset (yet). Here’s when you can expect your order:

🇺🇸 USA: 3–7 business days
🇬🇧 UK & Germany: 3–7 business days
🇪🇺 Europe: 5–15 business days
🌏 Australia, Canada & Rest of World: 10–30 business days

📌 Tracking included on all orders. Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking link straight to your inbox.

Returns & Refunds

Not loving your new shirt? No worries! We offer hassle-free returns within 14 days of delivery.

✅ Conditions for Returns:

  • Item must be unworn & unwashed (trying it on is fine).
  • Must be in original condition (no deodorant stains, please!).
  • Exchanges available for a different size or design.

📩 How to Start a Return?
Just email support@slickcloth.com, and we’ll take care of it.

Thanks for contacting us. We'll get back to you as soon as possible.

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Woman wearing an ivory "Don't Be an Assquatch" shirt with a funny retro graphic of Bigfoot.

Don't Be An Assquatch Shirt

$34.90 from$29.90
Ivory
White
Bay
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL