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Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Shirt
Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Shirt
Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Shirt
Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Shirt
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Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Shirt

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Dig Deep into Funny Fashion

Ever looked at a perfectly weeded garden bed and thought, "This is where my homicidal tendencies come to chill"? No? Just us? Cool. Welcome to the Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Shirt—a hilarious tribute to those zen garden moments where pulling weeds is as close to chaos as you'll get.

Why You'll Love The Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Shirt:

  • 🌱 Hilariously Relatable
    Because let’s be honest, plants don’t talk back, and the only drama here is when your tomatoes refuse to ripen.
  • 🌼 Soft Like Freshly-Tilled Soil
    Made from 100% ethically sourced cotton, this tee feels like a cozy cloud of compost (the nice kind).
  • 👩‍🌾 Green-Thumb Approved
    Whether you're pruning roses or just sitting in the dirt pretending to care, this shirt says it all for you.

Don’t Just Weed—Lead

This shirt isn’t just a piece of clothing; it’s a lifestyle. A comfy, cheeky reminder that gardening is therapy, laughter is medicine, and murder is... probably frowned upon.

Ready to join the squad? Add the Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong shirt to your cart, and let’s grow some good vibes!

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📌 Unisex Fit – Designed for Everyone!
Our shirts run true to size, but here’s how to choose the perfect fit:

✔ Regular fit? Order your usual size.
✔ Oversized look? Go one size up.
✔ Extra baggy? Go two sizes up.

📌 Check the Size Chart Below:
(inches & cm for USA & international customers)

Size Width (Chest - Inches & CM) Length (Inches & CM)
S 18" (46 cm) 28" (71 cm)
M 20" (51 cm) 29" (74 cm)
L 22" (56 cm) 30" (76 cm)
XL 24" (61 cm) 31" (79 cm)
2XL 26" (66 cm) 32" (81 cm)
3XL 28" (71 cm) 33" (84 cm)
4XL 30" (76 cm) 34" (86 cm)
5XL 32" (81 cm) 35" (89 cm)

 

🛠 Fabric Info:
✔ 100% Cotton (Soft & breathable)
✔ Sport Grey: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester (Slightly different texture)

📌 Still unsure? Check our Size Guide or Contact Support!

Shipping Times

We ship fast, but teleportation isn't in our skillset (yet). Here’s when you can expect your order:

🇺🇸 USA: 3–7 business days
🇬🇧 UK & Germany: 3–7 business days
🇪🇺 Europe: 5–15 business days
🌏 Australia, Canada & Rest of World: 10–30 business days

📌 Tracking included on all orders. Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking link straight to your inbox.

Returns & Refunds

Not loving your new shirt? No worries! We offer hassle-free returns within 14 days of delivery.

✅ Conditions for Returns:

  • Item must be unworn & unwashed (trying it on is fine).
  • Must be in original condition (no deodorant stains, please!).
  • Exchanges available for a different size or design.

📩 How to Start a Return?
Just email support@slickcloth.com, and we’ll take care of it.

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Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Shirt

Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Shirt

$34.90 from$24.90
Natural
White
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL