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God’s Silliest Goose – Honk If You Agree!

The Ultimate Tee for Chaotic Geese

You were born to be silly, destined to honk, and chosen to waddle through life with zero regrets. This tee is for those who cause mild mayhem, love a good honk, and embrace their inner feral energy every single day.

Why You Need This Shirt (Besides Honking Rights)

🦢 Soft like a goose feather—but without the actual goose.
🦢 Retro vibes—because even silly geese appreciate vintage flair.
🦢 Unisex fit—for all the chaotic souls out there.

If life is a pond, then you’re the goose causing absolute chaos. Wear it proudly. 🪿

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📌 Unisex Fit – Designed for Everyone!
Our shirts run true to size, but here’s how to choose the perfect fit:

✔ Regular fit? Order your usual size.
✔ Oversized look? Go one size up.
✔ Extra baggy? Go two sizes up.

📌 Check the Size Chart Below:
(inches & cm for USA & international customers)

Size Width (Chest - Inches & CM) Length (Inches & CM)
S 18" (46 cm) 28" (71 cm)
M 20" (51 cm) 29" (74 cm)
L 22" (56 cm) 30" (76 cm)
XL 24" (61 cm) 31" (79 cm)
2XL 26" (66 cm) 32" (81 cm)
3XL 28" (71 cm) 33" (84 cm)
4XL 30" (76 cm) 34" (86 cm)
5XL 32" (81 cm) 35" (89 cm)

 

🛠 Fabric Info:
✔ 100% Cotton (Soft & breathable)
✔ Sport Grey: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester (Slightly different texture)

📌 Still unsure? Check our Size Guide or Contact Support!

Shipping Times

We ship fast, but teleportation isn't in our skillset (yet). Here’s when you can expect your order:

🇺🇸 USA: 3–7 business days
🇬🇧 UK & Germany: 3–7 business days
🇪🇺 Europe: 5–15 business days
🌏 Australia, Canada & Rest of World: 10–30 business days

📌 Tracking included on all orders. Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking link straight to your inbox.

Returns & Refunds

Not loving your new shirt? No worries! We offer hassle-free returns within 14 days of delivery.

✅ Conditions for Returns:

  • Item must be unworn & unwashed (trying it on is fine).
  • Must be in original condition (no deodorant stains, please!).
  • Exchanges available for a different size or design.

📩 How to Start a Return?
Just email support@slickcloth.com, and we’ll take care of it.

Thanks for contacting us. We'll get back to you as soon as possible.

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God's Silliest Goose Shirt in navy color

God's Silliest Goose Shirt

$24.90
Light Blue
Natural
Navy
White
Black
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL