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Woman wearing an ivory "Ho Ho Fucking Ho" shirt with a funny retro graphic of Santa Claus sitting in an armchair.
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Ho Ho Fucking Ho Shirt

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Unisex Fit – Perfect for everyone, women & men!

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PRODUCT INFORMATION

Sarcastic, Salty, and Santa-Ready – Ho Ho F***ing Ho!

This Ho Ho Fucking Ho shirt is for anyone who loves Christmas but also hates people. It’s got retro Santa, big sarcasm, and zero patience for holiday cheer overload. Perfect for work parties, family dinners, or surviving the mall in December. It’s soft, comfy, and wildly inappropriate in all the right ways. Makes people laugh. Makes Grandma nervous. That’s the goal.

🚀 Add to cart and jingle all the way (to the naughty list)!

  • Hilarious sarcastic Christmas design with Santa
  • Perfect for grumps, rebels, and festive rule-breakers
  • Super soft and comfy unisex fit
  • Great gift for your most unhinged holiday friend
  • Bold, rude, and absolutely unforgettable

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Printed on Comfort Colors® 1717 tees – soft, heavyweight, perfect vintage feel.

📌 Unisex fit – true to size  
✔ Regular look = your usual size  
✔ Oversized = one size up  

Size Width (Chest)

     Length     
S 18" (46 cm) 27" (71 cm)
M 20" (51 cm) 28" (74 cm)
L 22" (56 cm) 29" (76 cm)
XL 24" (61 cm) 31" (79 cm)
2XL 26" (66 cm) 32" (81 cm)
3XL 28" (71 cm) 33" (84 cm)
4XL 30" (76 cm) 34" (86 cm)

 

🛠 Fabric Info:  
✔ 100% ring-spun cotton – soft, durable, and breathable  
✔ Garment-dyed for a vintage, worn-in look  
✔ Pre-shrunk to minimize shrinkage

📌 Still unsure? Check our Size Guide or Contact Support!

Shipping Times

We ship fast, but teleportation isn't in our skillset (yet). Here’s when you can expect your order:

🇺🇸 USA: 3–7 business days
🇬🇧 UK & Germany: 3–7 business days
🇪🇺 Europe: 5–15 business days
🌏 Australia, Canada & Rest of World: 10–30 business days

📌 Tracking included on all orders. Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking link straight to your inbox.

Returns & Refunds

Not loving your new shirt? No worries! We offer hassle-free returns within 14 days of delivery.

✅ Conditions for Returns:

  • Item must be unworn & unwashed (trying it on is fine).
  • Must be in original condition (no deodorant stains, please!).
  • Exchanges available for a different size or design.

📩 How to Start a Return?
Just email support@slickcloth.com, and we’ll take care of it.

Thanks for contacting us. We'll get back to you as soon as possible.

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Woman wearing a white "Ho Ho Fucking Ho" shirt with a funny retro graphic of Santa Claus sitting in an armchair.

Ho Ho Fucking Ho Shirt

$34.90 from$29.90
White
Ivory
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL