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Moister Than An Oyster Sweatshirt

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Unisex Fit – Perfect for everyone, women & men!

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Moister Than An Oyster – Funny Adult Humor Sweater

This Moister Than An Oyster Graphic Sweatshirt brings the drip—literally. It’s cheeky, weird, and guaranteed to get double takes. Perfect for people who live for awkward laughs, bold vibes, and zero shame. Wear it to brunch, the beach, or anywhere you want to confuse and amuse. Super comfy and unapologetically unhinged. Not for the faint of heart—but definitely for the fun of soul.

🚀 Grab yours now and get ready to make things... awkward.

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📌 Unisex Fit – Designed for Everyone!

Our sweatshirts run true to size, but here’s how to choose the perfect fit:

  • ✔ Regular fit? Order your usual size.
  • ✔ Oversized look? Go one size up.
  • ✔ Extra baggy? Go two sizes up.

📌 Check the Size Chart Below:
(inches & cm for USA & international customers)

Size Width (Chest - Inches & CM) Length (Inches & CM) Sleeve Length (Inches & CM)
S 20" (51 cm) 27" (69 cm) 33.5" (85 cm)
M 22" (56 cm) 28" (71 cm) 34.5" (88 cm)
L 24" (61 cm) 29" (74 cm) 35.5" (90 cm)
XL 26" (66 cm) 30" (76 cm) 36.5" (93 cm)
2XL 28" (71 cm) 31" (79 cm) 37.5" (95 cm)
3XL 30" (76 cm) 32" (81 cm) 38.5" (98 cm)

 

🛠 Fabric Info:

  • ✔ 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester – Soft, cozy & warm.

📌 Still unsure? Check our Size Guide or Contact Support!

Shipping Times

We ship fast, but teleportation isn't in our skillset (yet). Here’s when you can expect your order:

🇺🇸 USA: 3–7 business days
🇬🇧 UK & Germany: 3–7 business days
🇪🇺 Europe: 5–15 business days
🌏 Australia, Canada & Rest of World: 10–30 business days

📌 Tracking included on all orders. Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking link straight to your inbox.

Returns & Refunds

Not loving your new shirt? No worries! We offer hassle-free returns within 14 days of delivery.

✅ Conditions for Returns:

  • Item must be unworn & unwashed (trying it on is fine).
  • Must be in original condition (no deodorant stains, please!).
  • Exchanges available for a different size or design.

📩 How to Start a Return?
Just email support@slickcloth.com, and we’ll take care of it.

Thanks for contacting us. We'll get back to you as soon as possible.

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Moister Than An Oyster Sweatshirt - White Zoom

Moister Than An Oyster Sweatshirt

$54.90 from$39.90
White
Black
Ash
Sand
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL