Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar Shirt
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Never Killed a Mountain Lion, But... – Funny Dirty Joke Tee
The Never Killed a Mountain Lion But I’ve Choked a Cougar shirt is wild, weird, and totally wrong—in the best way. It’s got a double meaning that’ll make your friends laugh and your mom shake her head. Great for bars, parties, or anytime you feel extra bold. The shirt’s soft, the joke is dirty, and the cougar… well, she probably had it coming. Wear it loud, wear it proud, and prepare for reactions. D’oh!
Buy now if you're brave enough to wear it in public!
- 🐾 Hilarious double entendre mountain lion + cougar joke
- 🧼 Kinda clean, kinda not—just like you
- 👕 Soft, comfy unisex fit
- 🍺 Great for parties, bachelor trips, or bar nights
- ✅ Guaranteed to make someone laugh (or gasp)
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