Pancakes And Panic Attacks Sweatshirt
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Fluffy Pancakes. Existential Dread. The Perfect Combo.
Some people wake up and choose calm. Others wake up and choose chaos, carbs, and overthinking. The Pancakes and Panic Attacks Sweatshirt is for those who like their breakfast stacked high and their stress levels even higher. Soft, cozy, and the perfect way to say “I’m fine. Probably.”
🥞 Why You’ll Love It:
✅ Relatable & Hilarious – Because brunch is fun… until your brain starts overthinking.
✅ Unisex Fit – Perfect for anxious food lovers of all shapes and sizes.
✅ Super Soft & Cozy – Like a warm pancake hug (minus the syrup stickiness).
✅ Great Conversation Starter – Or just something to nervously laugh about at brunch.
😬 Who’s It For?
If you’ve ever eaten pancakes while questioning every decision you’ve ever made, this sweatshirt is for you. Ideal for overthinkers, brunch enthusiasts, and people who panic while waiting for their food order.
🧵 Material, Fit & Care
- Material: Soft cotton-poly blend—perfect for eating your feelings.
- Fit: Classic unisex style—size up for a relaxed, IDGAF look.
- Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low—because laundry shouldn’t cause more panic.
🛒 Order Now Before Your Next Overthinking Spiral!
Limited stock—grab your Pancakes and Panic Attacks Sweatshirt before the anxiety kicks in again!
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