A Breakfast of Champions (and Overthinkers) There are two kinds of people in this world: those who wake up and calmly enjoy a stack of pancakes, and those who wake up and immediately question every life decision while aggressively inhaling...

🤠 Rizz ‘Em With The Tism 🦝 Because Even Cowboy Raccoons Have Game Listen up, partner. If you’ve got rizz so strong it defies explanation, this hoodie was made for you. Featuring a smooth-talking cowboy raccoon, this retro unisex hoodie is...

Rizz 'Em With The Tism Hoodie: Bring the Raccoon Chaos Everywhere Ever seen a raccoon trying to explain memes while eating a bag of chips? Neither have we, but this hoodie feels like that energy. The Rizz 'Em With The...

Confidence Looks Good on You Life’s unfair. Some people are just blessed—with both elite-level opinions and exceptional assets. If that’s you, congratulations. If it’s not... well, at least you can buy the hoodie. Smart, Funny, and Unapologetically Hot This retro-style...

Why You Need This Hoodie: You support local businesses—why not support local “street cats”? It’s perfect for sparking conversations or confusing your neighbors. Soft enough to feel like you’re being hugged by a raccoon (but way less scratchy).

Wear it. Love it. Save the raccoons (and their opossum pals). Why This Hoodie is a Big Deal Do you love raccoons, opossums, and all things adorably chaotic? Then this hoodie is literally your new best friend. It’s like a...

Because Trash Pandas Deserve Love Too Some people support their local coffee shop. Others support their local sports team. But you? You support the real MVPs of the streets—raccoons and opossums, aka trash pandas. 🦝🩶 This retro-style unisex hoodie is...

The Hottest (and Furriest) Show on Earth 🦝🎤 Raccoons. A Tour. Absolute Chaos. Move over, fancy world tours—there’s a new headliner in town, and they have tiny paws, questionable morals, and a deep love for rummaging through your trash. The...

For When Life Won’t Quit, But Neither Will You Resilient, Cozy, and Just a Little Bit Dramatic Some days are good. Some days are not so good. And some days feel like a raccoon just stole your last slice of...

No Doctor's Note Needed You might not have an official diagnosis, but let’s be honest—everyone already knows. This hoodie is for the overthinkers, the distracted, the ones who start 15 projects before finishing one. (We see you. We are you.)...

Wild, Free, and a Little Unhinged Some people are chill. Others? Absolute goblins. The 'Unhinged And Feral' hoodie is for those who wake up and choose chaos, run on caffeine and impulse decisions, and have the energy of a raccoon...

The Hoodie for When Life Makes Zero Sense Perfect for Those “Huh?” Moments You ever wake up, check the news, and immediately regret it? Or walk into a room and completely forget why you’re there? Life is confusing, chaotic, and...