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Pancakes And Panic Attacks Hoodie

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A Breakfast of Champions (and Overthinkers)

There are two kinds of people in this world: those who wake up and calmly enjoy a stack of pancakes, and those who wake up and immediately question every life decision while aggressively inhaling syrup. This hoodie is for the latter.

It's the perfect blend of cozy comfort and existential dread, wrapped in a retro, unisex hoodie that lets the world know you're equal parts hungry and having a minor crisis. Whether you’re flipping pancakes or flipping out, at least you’ll look good doing it.

Why You Need This Hoodie (Besides the Obvious)

✔ Unisex fit – because anxiety doesn’t discriminate.
✔ Soft, cozy fabric – like a weighted blanket but socially acceptable.
✔ Retro-style print – ironic, just like your coping mechanisms.
✔ Pairs well with coffee, syrup, and overthinking.

Wear it to brunch. Wear it to therapy. Wear it while contemplating why pancakes are round but syrup bottles are square. Just wear it.

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📌 Unisex Fit – Designed for Everyone!

Our hoodies run true to size, but here’s how to choose the perfect fit:

  • ✔ Regular fit? Order your usual size.
  • ✔ Oversized look? Go one size up.
  • ✔ Extra baggy? Go two sizes up.

📌 Check the Size Chart Below:
(inches & cm for USA & international customers)

Size Width (Chest - Inches & CM) Length (Inches & CM) Sleeve Length (Inches & CM)
S 20" (51 cm) 27" (69 cm) 33.5" (85 cm)
M 22" (56 cm) 28" (71 cm) 34.5" (88 cm)
L 24" (61 cm) 29" (74 cm) 35.5" (90 cm)
XL 26" (66 cm) 30" (76 cm) 36.5" (93 cm)
2XL 28" (71 cm) 31" (79 cm) 37.5" (95 cm)
3XL 30" (76 cm) 32" (81 cm) 38.5" (98 cm)
4XL 32" (81 cm) 33" (84 cm) 39.5" (100 cm)
5XL 34" (86 cm) 34" (86 cm) 40.5" (103 cm)

🛠 Fabric Info:

  • ✔ 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester – Soft, warm & durable.

📌 Still unsure? Check our Size Guide or Contact Support!

Shipping Times

We ship fast, but teleportation isn't in our skillset (yet). Here’s when you can expect your order:

🇺🇸 USA: 3–7 business days
🇬🇧 UK & Germany: 3–7 business days
🇪🇺 Europe: 5–15 business days
🌏 Australia, Canada & Rest of World: 10–30 business days

📌 Tracking included on all orders. Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking link straight to your inbox.

Returns & Refunds

Not loving your new shirt? No worries! We offer hassle-free returns within 14 days of delivery.

✅ Conditions for Returns:

  • Item must be unworn & unwashed (trying it on is fine).
  • Must be in original condition (no deodorant stains, please!).
  • Exchanges available for a different size or design.

📩 How to Start a Return?
Just email support@slickcloth.com, and we’ll take care of it.

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Pancakes And Panic Attacks Hoodie

$64.90 from$44.90
White
Ash Gray
Sport Gray
Sand Beige
Black
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL