Pancakes And Panic Attacks Hoodie
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Unisex Fit β Perfect for everyone, women & men!
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A Breakfast of Champions (and Overthinkers)
There are two kinds of people in this world: those who wake up and calmly enjoy a stack of pancakes, and those who wake up and immediately question every life decision while aggressively inhaling syrup. This hoodie is for the latter.
It's the perfect blend of cozy comfort and existential dread, wrapped in a retro, unisex hoodie that lets the world know you're equal parts hungry and having a minor crisis. Whether youβre flipping pancakes or flipping out, at least youβll look good doing it.
Why You Need This Hoodie (Besides the Obvious)
β Unisex fit β because anxiety doesnβt discriminate.
β Soft, cozy fabric β like a weighted blanket but socially acceptable.
β Retro-style print β ironic, just like your coping mechanisms.
β Pairs well with coffee, syrup, and overthinking.
Wear it to brunch. Wear it to therapy. Wear it while contemplating why pancakes are round but syrup bottles are square. Just wear it.