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PRODUCT INFORMATION
PRODUCT INFORMATION

A Breakfast of Champions (and Overthinkers)

There are two kinds of people in this world: those who wake up and calmly enjoy a stack of pancakes, and those who wake up and immediately question every life decision while aggressively inhaling syrup. This hoodie is for the latter.

It's the perfect blend of cozy comfort and existential dread, wrapped in a retro, unisex hoodie that lets the world know you're equal parts hungry and having a minor crisis. Whether you’re flipping pancakes or flipping out, at least you’ll look good doing it.

Why You Need This Hoodie (Besides the Obvious)

βœ” Unisex fit – because anxiety doesn’t discriminate.
βœ” Soft, cozy fabric – like a weighted blanket but socially acceptable.
βœ” Retro-style print – ironic, just like your coping mechanisms.
βœ” Pairs well with coffee, syrup, and overthinking.

Wear it to brunch. Wear it to therapy. Wear it while contemplating why pancakes are round but syrup bottles are square. Just wear it.

Woman wearing white 'Pancakes And Panic Attacks' hoodie with retro distressed pancakes graphic

Pancakes And Panic Attacks Hoodie

$64.90 from$44.90
White
Ash Gray
Sport Gray
Sand Beige
Black
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M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL