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🚀 Houston, We Have… So Many Problems! A Shirt for When Life is a Cosmic Mess Astronauts have one job—press buttons and look cool. You? You’ve got 99 problems and a spaceship isn’t one. If life feels like a failed...
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The Wild West Just Got More Whiskery Saddle up, partner. There’s a new sheriff in town, and he’s got paws, attitude, and a deep love for catnaps. The Meowdy Partner, Whiskers In The Wind Shirt is for those who believe...
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The Wild West Just Got Fuzzier Not all sheriffs wear cowboy boots—some wear tiny adorable paws. Meet the Meowdy Pawtner Shirt, the purr-fect tee for cat lovers, cowboy enthusiasts, and anyone who believes their feline could run a saloon better...
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The Ultimate Shirt for Overworked Talkers Some people were born to be quiet. Others? Born to YAP. If your mouth runs on autopilot but your job cruelly demands silence (or worse—“professionalism”), this shirt is for you. The Born To Yap,...
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Surviving Life, One Tee at a Time Life can be a mess—like when you realize your online order was meant for a hamster, not a human. But you know what? You persist. Just like this The Horrors Persist, But So...
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This Shirt is the Plums! 🍑 (Wait, No… 🍇? Nevermind.) There are moments in life when you realize fruit isn’t just food—it’s a vibe. Like the first time you saw someone eat a banana sideways or that one weird uncle...
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Country Toads? This Shirt’s Got the Vibes! Take me home, country toads! This shirt is all about the country life with a funny frog twist. It’s soft, comfy, and made for toad lovers everywhere. Perfect for a good laugh and...
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You've Just Buttered Your Last Biscuit! 🚨 Uh Oh, Partner. You've Gone Too Far. You ever push things just a little too much? Say one last word when you really shouldn’t have? Butter one last biscuit when you definitely didn’t need...
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Life Tough? Grab a Helmet! Life is tough, so get a helmet! This shirt is soft, comfy, and brings a little humor to the chaos. Perfect for anyone who knows life isn’t always smooth. Wear it, laugh it off, and...
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Feeling Extinct? This Shirt Gets It! Life was good… until it wasn’t! This retro dinosaur tee brings the laughs with its funny comet graphic. Soft, comfy, and perfect for anyone who loves a little prehistoric humor. Ready to rock some...
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Join the Sun-Kissed Oranges Club! 🍊 A Tee That’s Freshly Squeezed! If oranges had a fan club, this would be the uniform. Bright, bold, and full of zest, this retro tee is perfect for anyone who believes fresh fruit and...
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Bring on the Boho Fruit Vibes! Ready to rock some papaya vibes? This retro tee has all the fruity goodness with a vintage, boho look. Soft, comfy, and perfect for anyone who loves tropical style. Great as a gift or...
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Berry Sweet & Tart – The Raspberries Tee! The Perfect Tee for Fruit Fanatics 🍓 If raspberries were a personality, they'd be sweet, a little tart, and always the life of the fruit salad—just like you! This retro-inspired tee lets...
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Lychee Love? This Shirt’s Spiky Sweet! Get your lychee fix with this retro graphic tee! It’s all about that spiky sweetness, soft and comfy for everyday wear. Perfect for fruit fans with a taste for vintage style. Ready to show...
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Not Messing Around Today? Goose Mode On! Today, you’re a serious goose! This funny tee is for those days when you’re all business, no fluff. Soft, comfy, and ready to keep you focused… or at least look like it! Perfect...
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God’s Silliest Goose – Honk If You Agree! The Ultimate Tee for Chaotic Geese You were born to be silly, destined to honk, and chosen to waddle through life with zero regrets. This tee is for those who cause mild...
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Squirrel Around in Style This shirt says it all—nutty and nice! A squirrel with a retro twist makes it even better. Soft fabric keeps it comfy all day. Wear it to parties, work, or just to crack people up. Great...
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Love Cherries? This Retro Shirt’s for You! Craving some vintage cherry vibes? This shirt has that retro commercial look that’s fun and fresh. Soft, comfy, and sweet as can be! Perfect for anyone who loves a little fruit flair. Ready...
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Sweet, Juicy, and Retro Cool! A Shirt as Sweet as a Ripe Guava You ever bite into a guava and think, “Wow, nature really did something here”? Same. This retro-style Guavas graphic tee is all about celebrating tropical sweetness—with a...
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Stay Hydrated, Even While You Suffer! Life's tough, but don’t forget to drink water! This retro meme shirt is here to keep you hydrated (and laughing) through it all. Soft, comfy, and ready to remind you of life’s most basic...
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Big Hair, Big Dreams? Trust in Dolly! In Dolly we trust! This shirt is perfect for anyone who loves big hair, big dreams, and a whole lot of sass. It’s soft, comfy, and ready to make you feel fabulous. Wear...
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Feeling Like Every Day's the Same? This Shirt’s for You! This raccoon gets it—different day, same ol’ stuff. 🦝 Life’s a bit wild, but at least this shirt keeps it fun. It’s soft, comfy, and perfect for a laugh. Great...
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Silly Goose on the Loose? This Shirt Gets It! There’s a silly goose on the loose, and it’s probably you! This shirt is all about fun and a little bit of chaos. It’s soft, comfy, and made for those who...
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Space Lover? This Shirt’s for You! You haven’t been to the moon? Same here! But now you can show off your space vibes with this tee. It’s cool, fun, and ready for lift-off! 🌙
The Shirts That Say What You’re Thinking (So You Don’t Have To)
There are regular shirts. And then there are graphic tees—the ones that make strangers chuckle, co-workers do double-takes, and grandma question your life choices.
Wearing one feels like walking around with a built-in punchline. The perfect mix of comfort, nostalgia, and chaotic humor, these tees turn your torso into a billboard for retro, weird, and uniquely hilarious designs.
Why Our Graphic Tees?
- Unisex Fit: Designed for everyone, whether you rock it oversized, tucked in, or as a sleep shirt after a questionable decision.
- Seriously Soft: Made from high-quality cotton, because your skin deserves better than cardboard-feeling fabric.
- Prints That Last: No flaky, fading disasters here. Just crisp, vibrant graphics that survive even the most aggressive laundry cycles.
The Origin Story: Why We Fell in Love with Graphic Tees
Once upon a time, a boring, plain t-shirt wandered into a thrift store. It was lost, unloved. And then—bam!—it got slapped with a ridiculous graphic of a raccoon wearing sunglasses and holding a slice of pizza.
That was the moment. The awakening. The realization that every shirt should tell a story—or at least make people laugh.
And so, here we are. Creating the funniest, weirdest, most retro graphic tees known to humankind (or at least known to the people in our group chat).
Wearable Personality. Instant Icebreaker. Conversation Starter.
Whether you want to:
✔️ Support your local street cats (aka raccoons).
✔️ Rock a vintage-style tee with an inside joke only you understand.
✔️ Look effortlessly cool without trying (we got you).
We've got the perfect tee for you. So grab one, wear it proudly, and let your torso do the talking.