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Woman wearing a white-colored “All Men Are Cremated Equal” shirt with a retro Halloween graphic of a witch stirring a skeleton in a cauldron.
Woman wearing an ivory-colored “All Men Are Cremated Equal” shirt with a retro Halloween graphic of a witch stirring a skeleton in a cauldron.
Woman wearing a mustard-colored “All Men Are Cremated Equal” shirt with a retro Halloween graphic of a witch stirring a skeleton in a cauldron.
Woman wearing a midnight-colored “All Men Are Cremated Equal” shirt with a retro Halloween graphic of a witch stirring a skeleton in a cauldron.
Woman wearing an espresso-colored “All Men Are Cremated Equal” shirt with a retro Halloween graphic of a witch stirring a skeleton in a cauldron.
Woman wearing a pepper-colored “All Men Are Cremated Equal” shirt with a retro Halloween graphic of a witch stirring a skeleton in a cauldron.
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All Men Are Cremated Equal Shirt

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Funny Feminist Halloween Shirt for Witches & Ghouls

All men are cremated equal... and that’s just science! This spooky-feminist shirt is for the witches, ghouls, and ghostly gals who like their humor dark and their style retro. Comfy enough for spell-casting or Netflix-binging. Perfect for Halloween parties, feminist rallies, or just to watch jaws drop. Wear it and watch people laugh… nervously. Ready to turn heads? Grab yours now before it vanishes!

Snag this tee today and raise a little hell (the fun kind).

  • 100% cotton and creepily comfy
  • Retro Halloween graphic for extra charm
  • Perfect gift for feminists and funny bone lovers
  • Unisex fit for every witch or warlock
  • Ships fast so you can haunt in style

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Printed on Comfort Colors® 1717 tees – soft, heavyweight, perfect vintage feel.

📌 Unisex fit – true to size  
✔ Regular look = your usual size  
✔ Oversized = one size up  

Size Width (Chest)

     Length     
S 18" (46 cm) 27" (71 cm)
M 20" (51 cm) 28" (74 cm)
L 22" (56 cm) 29" (76 cm)
XL 24" (61 cm) 31" (79 cm)
2XL 26" (66 cm) 32" (81 cm)
3XL 28" (71 cm) 33" (84 cm)
4XL 30" (76 cm) 34" (86 cm)

 

🛠 Fabric Info:  
✔ 100% ring-spun cotton – soft, durable, and breathable  
✔ Garment-dyed for a vintage, worn-in look  
✔ Pre-shrunk to minimize shrinkage

📌 Still unsure? Check our Size Guide or Contact Support!

Shipping Times

We ship fast, but teleportation isn't in our skillset (yet). Here’s when you can expect your order:

🇺🇸 USA: 3–7 business days
🇬🇧 UK & Germany: 3–7 business days
🇪🇺 Europe: 5–15 business days
🌏 Australia, Canada & Rest of World: 10–30 business days

📌 Tracking included on all orders. Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking link straight to your inbox.

Returns & Refunds

Not loving your new shirt? No worries! We offer hassle-free returns within 14 days of delivery.

✅ Conditions for Returns:

  • Item must be unworn & unwashed (trying it on is fine).
  • Must be in original condition (no deodorant stains, please!).
  • Exchanges available for a different size or design.

📩 How to Start a Return?
Just email support@slickcloth.com, and we’ll take care of it.

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Woman wearing a white-colored “All Men Are Cremated Equal” shirt with a retro Halloween graphic of a witch stirring a skeleton in a cauldron.

All Men Are Cremated Equal Shirt

$34.90 from$29.90
White
Ivory
Mustard
Midnight
Espresso
Pepper
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL