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Woman modeling a natural beige 'Born To Be Horizontal, Forced To Be Vertical' unisex T-shirt with a funny retro bear graphic design, perfect for casual wear.
Man modeling a white 'Born To Be Horizontal, Forced To Be Vertical' unisex T-shirt with a funny retro bear graphic design, perfect for casual wear.
Woman modeling a ash gray 'Born To Be Horizontal, Forced To Be Vertical' unisex T-shirt with a funny retro bear graphic design, perfect for casual wear.
Woman modeling a natural beige 'Born To Be Horizontal, Forced To Be Vertical' unisex T-shirt with a funny retro bear graphic design, perfect for casual wear.
Man modeling a white 'Born To Be Horizontal, Forced To Be Vertical' unisex T-shirt with a funny retro bear graphic design, perfect for casual wear.
Woman modeling a ash gray 'Born To Be Horizontal, Forced To Be Vertical' unisex T-shirt with a funny retro bear graphic design, perfect for casual wear.
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Born To Be Horizontal, Forced To Be Vertical Shirt

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Born to Be Horizontal, Forced to Be Vertical

Feeling lazy? This shirt gets it. "Born to be horizontal, forced to be vertical." Soft, comfy, and perfect for couch days. Great for naps, Netflix, and avoiding responsibility. Wear it to show your true spirit. Stay comfy, stay horizontal (when you can).

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📌 Unisex Fit – Designed for Everyone!
Our shirts run true to size, but here’s how to choose the perfect fit:

✔ Regular fit? Order your usual size.
✔ Oversized look? Go one size up.
✔ Extra baggy? Go two sizes up.

📌 Check the Size Chart Below:
(inches & cm for USA & international customers)

Size Width (Chest - Inches & CM) Length (Inches & CM)
S 18" (46 cm) 28" (71 cm)
M 20" (51 cm) 29" (74 cm)
L 22" (56 cm) 30" (76 cm)
XL 24" (61 cm) 31" (79 cm)
2XL 26" (66 cm) 32" (81 cm)
3XL 28" (71 cm) 33" (84 cm)
4XL 30" (76 cm) 34" (86 cm)
5XL 32" (81 cm) 35" (89 cm)

 

🛠 Fabric Info:
✔ 100% Cotton (Soft & breathable)
✔ Sport Grey: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester (Slightly different texture)

📌 Still unsure? Check our Size Guide or Contact Support!

Shipping Times

We ship fast, but teleportation isn't in our skillset (yet). Here’s when you can expect your order:

🇺🇸 USA: 3–7 business days
🇬🇧 UK & Germany: 3–7 business days
🇪🇺 Europe: 5–15 business days
🌏 Australia, Canada & Rest of World: 10–30 business days

📌 Tracking included on all orders. Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking link straight to your inbox.

Returns & Refunds

Not loving your new shirt? No worries! We offer hassle-free returns within 14 days of delivery.

✅ Conditions for Returns:

  • Item must be unworn & unwashed (trying it on is fine).
  • Must be in original condition (no deodorant stains, please!).
  • Exchanges available for a different size or design.

📩 How to Start a Return?
Just email support@slickcloth.com, and we’ll take care of it.

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Woman modeling a natural beige 'Born To Be Horizontal, Forced To Be Vertical' unisex T-shirt with a funny retro bear graphic design, perfect for casual wear.

Born To Be Horizontal, Forced To Be Vertical Shirt

$24.90
Natural
White
Ash
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL