Born To Dilly Dally, Forced To Pick Up The Pace Shirt
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For the Slow Walkers of the World
Born to Chill, Forced to Hustle
Some people are naturally speedy. You? You were born to take your time—but life keeps rudely demanding that you pick up the pace. This funny retro graphic tee perfectly captures the struggle of wanting to dilly-dally but being forced into action.
For the Professional Procrastinators
This funny unisex t-shirt is perfect for:
✅ People who stroll while others sprint.
✅ Those who hit snooze at least three times.
✅ Anyone who’s ever said, "I’ll be there in five minutes" (and arrived an hour later).
Soft, Stylish, and Perfect for Taking Your Sweet Time
With a retro-inspired design and super comfy fabric, this tee is perfect for lazy days, long walks, and eventually getting around to whatever you were supposed to be doing.
Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in impatient stares, passive-aggressive toe taps, and one or two people dragging you by the arm. Get yours now—whenever you feel like it. 🐢✨
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