Coffee First, Your Bullshit Second Shirt
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Caffeine First, Nonsense Later.
For Those Who Function on Coffee & Eye Rolls
There are two types of people in the morning: those who wake up refreshed and those who need a gallon of coffee before acknowledging another human being. If you fall into the second category, congratulations—you’ve just found your new favorite retro graphic tee.
Your Daily Mood, Now on a Shirt
This funny unisex t-shirt is made for:
✅ People who grunt instead of saying "good morning."
✅ Coffee addicts who take their brew very seriously.
✅ Anyone tired of dealing with nonsense before caffeine hits.
Retro Style, Maximum Comfort
With a vintage-inspired funny graphic design, this tee is as soft as your favorite hoodie and as relatable as your morning struggle. Perfect for coffee lovers, sarcasm specialists, and anyone who’s ever whispered "not now" before their first sip.
Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in coworkers keeping their distance until you've had at least two cups. Get yours now! ☕🚀
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