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Woman wearing a white crop top with a funny retro-style graphic of a housewife gardening, featuring the text ‘Gardening, Because Murder Is Wrong’.
Flat-lay of a white crop top featuring a funny retro-style graphic of a housewife gardening with the text ‘Gardening, Because Murder Is Wrong’.
Flat-lay of a dark heather crop top featuring a funny retro-style graphic of a housewife gardening with the text ‘Gardening, Because Murder Is Wrong’.
Woman wearing a stonewash denim crop top with a funny retro-style graphic of a housewife gardening, featuring the text ‘Gardening, Because Murder Is Wrong’.
Flat-lay of a stonewash denim crop top featuring a funny retro-style graphic of a housewife gardening with the text ‘Gardening, Because Murder Is Wrong’.
Flat-lay of a stonewash green crop top featuring a funny retro-style graphic of a housewife gardening with the text ‘Gardening, Because Murder Is Wrong’.
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Gardening, Because Murder Is Wrong Crop Top

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Flattering Fit – Relaxed, boxy cut that flatters every shape.

Soft & Breathable – Lightweight cotton-poly blend for all-day comfort.

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Stay Out of Jail, Start a Garden

Some people hit the gym to relieve stress. Others meditate. But you? You turn to gardening—because let’s be honest, it’s probably the best way to avoid a true crime documentary about you. 🌱🪴

Why You Need The Gardening, Because Murder Is Wrong Crop Top:

✔ Dark humor? Check.
✔ Retro style? Absolutely.
✔ Super comfy? Duh.

Perfect For:

🪴 People who talk to their plants like they’re coworkers
🧤 Gardeners who consider weeding an aggressive therapy session
💀 Anyone with a slightly unhinged love for true crime

Slip this on, grab your gardening gloves, and let the world know you choose peace… through plants. 🌿 But also, don’t test me.

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📌 Relaxed Fit – Designed for Comfort & Style!

Our crop tops have a **relaxed** fit with a cropped length. Here's how to choose the perfect size:

  • ✔ **True-to-size fit?** Order your usual size.
  • ✔ **Slightly looser fit?** Go one size up.

📌 Check the Size Chart Below:
(inches & cm for USA & international customers)

Size Width (Chest - Inches & CM) Length (Inches & CM)
XS 17.00" (43 cm) 18.75" (48 cm)
S 18.00" (46 cm) 19.75" (50 cm)
M 19.00" (48 cm) 20.00" (51 cm)
L 20.00" (51 cm) 20.62" (52 cm)
XL 21.50" (55 cm) 21.25" (54 cm)
2XL 23.00" (58 cm) 21.87" (56 cm)

 

🛠 Fabric Info:

  • ✔ **65% Polyester, 35% Combed Cotton** – Soft & lightweight feel.
  • ✔ **Extra Light Fabric (3.5 oz/yd² or 118 g/m²)** – Perfect for warm weather.
  • ✔ **Raw sleeve & bottom hems** for a stylish, relaxed look.

📌 Still unsure? Check our Size Guide or Contact Support!

Shipping Times

We ship fast, but teleportation isn't in our skillset (yet). Here’s when you can expect your order:

🇺🇸 USA: 3–7 business days
🇬🇧 UK & Germany: 3–7 business days
🇪🇺 Europe: 5–15 business days
🌏 Australia, Canada & Rest of World: 10–30 business days

📌 Tracking included on all orders. Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking link straight to your inbox.

Returns & Refunds

Not loving your new shirt? No worries! We offer hassle-free returns within 14 days of delivery.

✅ Conditions for Returns:

  • Item must be unworn & unwashed (trying it on is fine).
  • Must be in original condition (no deodorant stains, please!).
  • Exchanges available for a different size or design.

📩 How to Start a Return?
Just email support@slickcloth.com, and we’ll take care of it.

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Woman wearing a white crop top with a funny retro-style graphic of a housewife gardening, featuring the text ‘Gardening, Because Murder Is Wrong’.

Gardening, Because Murder Is Wrong Crop Top

$34.90 from$27.90
White
Heather Gray
Stonewash Denim
Stonewash Green
XS
S
M
L
XL
2XL