Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Graphic Sweater
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Gardening + Humor = Cozy Perfection
Wearing the "Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong" sweater is like having a secret handshake with every plant-loving introvert out there. It’s comfy, cheeky, and sends a clear message to unruly foliage: behave, or else.
For Gardeners Who Keep It Legal
We get it—there are days when the dandelions push you to the brink. But instead of plotting horticultural homicide, why not throw on this sweater and let the world know you’ve got it all under control (mostly)? It’s perfect for garden parties, casual strolls through the nursery, or binge-watching true crime documentaries while pruning your succulents.
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