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Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Graphic Sweater

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Gardening + Humor = Cozy Perfection

Wearing the "Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong" sweater is like having a secret handshake with every plant-loving introvert out there. It’s comfy, cheeky, and sends a clear message to unruly foliage: behave, or else.

For Gardeners Who Keep It Legal

We get it—there are days when the dandelions push you to the brink. But instead of plotting horticultural homicide, why not throw on this sweater and let the world know you’ve got it all under control (mostly)? It’s perfect for garden parties, casual strolls through the nursery, or binge-watching true crime documentaries while pruning your succulents.

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📌 Unisex Fit – Designed for Everyone!

Our sweatshirts run true to size, but here’s how to choose the perfect fit:

  • ✔ Regular fit? Order your usual size.
  • ✔ Oversized look? Go one size up.
  • ✔ Extra baggy? Go two sizes up.

📌 Check the Size Chart Below:
(inches & cm for USA & international customers)

Size Width (Chest - Inches & CM) Length (Inches & CM) Sleeve Length (Inches & CM)
S 20" (51 cm) 27" (69 cm) 33.5" (85 cm)
M 22" (56 cm) 28" (71 cm) 34.5" (88 cm)
L 24" (61 cm) 29" (74 cm) 35.5" (90 cm)
XL 26" (66 cm) 30" (76 cm) 36.5" (93 cm)
2XL 28" (71 cm) 31" (79 cm) 37.5" (95 cm)
3XL 30" (76 cm) 32" (81 cm) 38.5" (98 cm)

 

🛠 Fabric Info:

  • ✔ 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester – Soft, cozy & warm.

📌 Still unsure? Check our Size Guide or Contact Support!

Shipping Times

We ship fast, but teleportation isn't in our skillset (yet). Here’s when you can expect your order:

🇺🇸 USA: 3–7 business days
🇬🇧 UK & Germany: 3–7 business days
🇪🇺 Europe: 5–15 business days
🌏 Australia, Canada & Rest of World: 10–30 business days

📌 Tracking included on all orders. Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking link straight to your inbox.

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Not loving your new shirt? No worries! We offer hassle-free returns within 14 days of delivery.

✅ Conditions for Returns:

  • Item must be unworn & unwashed (trying it on is fine).
  • Must be in original condition (no deodorant stains, please!).
  • Exchanges available for a different size or design.

📩 How to Start a Return?
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Woman wearing sand beige 'Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong' Graphic Sweater

Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Graphic Sweater

$49.90 from$34.90
Sand Beige
White
Ash Gray
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL