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Man wearing a funny diarrhea shirt in white color with the quote God Knew I'd Be Too Powerful If I Had Regular Bowel Movements
Woman wearing a funny diarrhea shirt in natural color with the quote God Knew I'd Be Too Powerful If I Had Regular Bowel Movements
Woman wearing a funny diarrhea shirt in ash color with the quote God Knew I'd Be Too Powerful If I Had Regular Bowel Movements
Man wearing a funny diarrhea shirt in white color with the quote God Knew I'd Be Too Powerful If I Had Regular Bowel Movements
Woman wearing a funny diarrhea shirt in natural color with the quote God Knew I'd Be Too Powerful If I Had Regular Bowel Movements
Woman wearing a funny diarrhea shirt in ash color with the quote God Knew I'd Be Too Powerful If I Had Regular Bowel Movements
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God Knew I'd Be Too Powerful If I Had Regular Bowel Movements Shirt

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Diarrhea Shirt — Too Powerful for Regular Bowel Movements!

Got a sense of humor about your stomach struggles? This shirt is for you. It boldly declares, “God knew I'd be too powerful if I had regular bowel movements.” It's soft, comfy, and perfect for laughs. Wear it to lighten the mood or just because. Great for casual days, hangouts, or whenever you need a chuckle. Let’s be real—life’s better with a bit of humor.

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📌 Unisex Fit – Designed for Everyone!
Our shirts run true to size, but here’s how to choose the perfect fit:

✔ Regular fit? Order your usual size.
✔ Oversized look? Go one size up.
✔ Extra baggy? Go two sizes up.

📌 Check the Size Chart Below:
(inches & cm for USA & international customers)

Size Width (Chest - Inches & CM) Length (Inches & CM)
S 18" (46 cm) 28" (71 cm)
M 20" (51 cm) 29" (74 cm)
L 22" (56 cm) 30" (76 cm)
XL 24" (61 cm) 31" (79 cm)
2XL 26" (66 cm) 32" (81 cm)
3XL 28" (71 cm) 33" (84 cm)
4XL 30" (76 cm) 34" (86 cm)
5XL 32" (81 cm) 35" (89 cm)

 

🛠 Fabric Info:
✔ 100% Cotton (Soft & breathable)
✔ Sport Grey: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester (Slightly different texture)

📌 Still unsure? Check our Size Guide or Contact Support!

Shipping Times

We ship fast, but teleportation isn't in our skillset (yet). Here’s when you can expect your order:

🇺🇸 USA: 3–7 business days
🇬🇧 UK & Germany: 3–7 business days
🇪🇺 Europe: 5–15 business days
🌏 Australia, Canada & Rest of World: 10–30 business days

📌 Tracking included on all orders. Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking link straight to your inbox.

Returns & Refunds

Not loving your new shirt? No worries! We offer hassle-free returns within 14 days of delivery.

✅ Conditions for Returns:

  • Item must be unworn & unwashed (trying it on is fine).
  • Must be in original condition (no deodorant stains, please!).
  • Exchanges available for a different size or design.

📩 How to Start a Return?
Just email support@slickcloth.com, and we’ll take care of it.

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Man wearing a funny diarrhea shirt in white color with the quote God Knew I'd Be Too Powerful If I Had Regular Bowel Movements

God Knew I'd Be Too Powerful If I Had Regular Bowel Movements Shirt

$34.90 from$24.90
Natural
White
Ash
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL