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I Eat Asbestos Hoodie

$64.90 from$54.90
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Unisex Fit – Perfect for everyone, women & men!

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Dangerously Dumb – I Eat Asbestos Pullover

Ever bite into drywall and think, “Mmm, spicy”? Then this hoodie’s for you. I Eat Asbestos is the boldest, dumbest flex you’ll ever wear. It’s retro, it’s weird, and it gets laughs faster than you can say “EPA violation.” Super soft. Zero asbestos (we think). Wear it to confuse everyone at brunch, the DMV, or your next job interview.

🚀 Dare to disturb the peace—grab yours before it’s banned!

Highlights:
• Premium comfort cotton-poly blend
• Retro graphic that screams “What?”
• Great gift for irony lovers and chaos goblins
• Perfect for gas stations, Waffle House, and your ex's house
• Machine washable and meme-approved

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📌 Unisex Fit – Designed for Everyone!

Our hoodies run true to size, but here’s how to choose the perfect fit:

  • ✔ Regular fit? Order your usual size.
  • ✔ Oversized look? Go one size up.
  • ✔ Extra baggy? Go two sizes up.

📌 Check the Size Chart Below:
(inches & cm for USA & international customers)

Size Width (Chest - Inches & CM) Length (Inches & CM) Sleeve Length (Inches & CM)
S 20" (51 cm) 27" (69 cm) 33.5" (85 cm)
M 22" (56 cm) 28" (71 cm) 34.5" (88 cm)
L 24" (61 cm) 29" (74 cm) 35.5" (90 cm)
XL 26" (66 cm) 30" (76 cm) 36.5" (93 cm)
2XL 28" (71 cm) 31" (79 cm) 37.5" (95 cm)
3XL 30" (76 cm) 32" (81 cm) 38.5" (98 cm)
4XL 32" (81 cm) 33" (84 cm) 39.5" (100 cm)
5XL 34" (86 cm) 34" (86 cm) 40.5" (103 cm)

🛠 Fabric Info:

  • ✔ 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester – Soft, warm & durable.

📌 Still unsure? Check our Size Guide or Contact Support!

Shipping Times

We ship fast, but teleportation isn't in our skillset (yet). Here’s when you can expect your order:

🇺🇸 USA: 3–7 business days
🇬🇧 UK & Germany: 3–7 business days
🇪🇺 Europe: 5–15 business days
🌏 Australia, Canada & Rest of World: 10–30 business days

📌 Tracking included on all orders. Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking link straight to your inbox.

Returns & Refunds

Not loving your new shirt? No worries! We offer hassle-free returns within 14 days of delivery.

✅ Conditions for Returns:

  • Item must be unworn & unwashed (trying it on is fine).
  • Must be in original condition (no deodorant stains, please!).
  • Exchanges available for a different size or design.

📩 How to Start a Return?
Just email support@slickcloth.com, and we’ll take care of it.

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I Eat Asbestos Hoodie

$64.90 from$54.90
Pepper
White
Denim
True Navy
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL