I May Not Be A Star But I Sure Am Burning Out Hoodie
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Why You Need This Hoodie in Your Orbit
Ever felt like you’re not quite a supernova, but more like a star that’s slightly… over it? Yeah, same. This hoodie gets you. Featuring a hilariously dramatic raccoon (your spirit animal, admit it) with a retro Y2K vibe, it’s the ultimate cozy companion for days when life feels like one giant group project you didn’t sign up for.
Stellar Features:
- Hilarious Design: Because nothing says “I’m thriving” like a raccoon in existential crisis.
- Comfy AF: Made from premium fabric so soft, it feels like a warm hug from your favorite blanket.
- Conversation Starter: Perfect for sparking laughs—or concerned questions—at coffee shops, parties, and therapy sessions.
Who’s It For?
This hoodie is for:
- Anyone who’s equal parts funny and just done.
- People who think raccoons are low-key philosophers.
- Burnout survivors looking to embrace the humor in it all.
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