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Man wearing a white sweatshirt featuring a funny retro graphic of a raccoon sitting on a chair and the quote 'I May Not Be A Star But I Sure Am Burning Out'.
Woman wearing an ash gray sweatshirt featuring a funny retro graphic of a raccoon sitting on a chair and the quote 'I May Not Be A Star But I Sure Am Burning Out'.
Man wearing a sand beige sweatshirt featuring a funny retro graphic of a raccoon sitting on a chair and the quote 'I May Not Be A Star But I Sure Am Burning Out'.
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I May Not Be A Star But I Sure Am Burning Out Sweatshirt

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Unisex Fit – Perfect for everyone, women & men!

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I May Not Be a Star... But I Am Burning Out Sweatshirt

Some people shine bright — others just burn out in style. The I May Not Be A Star But I Sure Am Burning Out Sweatshirt is for those who embrace their chaotic glow with humor and comfy cotton. This funny burnout sweatshirt is perfect for sarcastic souls, overachievers on the edge, or anyone running on caffeine and questionable life choices. Whether you're spiraling with sass or just vibing in existential crisis mode, this one’s for you. Soft, durable, and always relatable — it’s a stellar gift for anyone who feels like a cosmic mess. Slip it on, crash in style, and let the galaxy know: you're still kinda shining (just... horizontally).

🔥 Ready to burn bright and fizzle out fashionably? Add it to cart before your motivation runs out!

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📌 Unisex Fit – Designed for Everyone!

Our sweatshirts run true to size, but here’s how to choose the perfect fit:

  • ✔ Regular fit? Order your usual size.
  • ✔ Oversized look? Go one size up.
  • ✔ Extra baggy? Go two sizes up.

📌 Check the Size Chart Below:
(inches & cm for USA & international customers)

Size Width (Chest - Inches & CM) Length (Inches & CM) Sleeve Length (Inches & CM)
S 20" (51 cm) 27" (69 cm) 33.5" (85 cm)
M 22" (56 cm) 28" (71 cm) 34.5" (88 cm)
L 24" (61 cm) 29" (74 cm) 35.5" (90 cm)
XL 26" (66 cm) 30" (76 cm) 36.5" (93 cm)
2XL 28" (71 cm) 31" (79 cm) 37.5" (95 cm)
3XL 30" (76 cm) 32" (81 cm) 38.5" (98 cm)

 

🛠 Fabric Info:

  • ✔ 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester – Soft, cozy & warm.

📌 Still unsure? Check our Size Guide or Contact Support!

Shipping Times

We ship fast, but teleportation isn't in our skillset (yet). Here’s when you can expect your order:

🇺🇸 USA: 3–7 business days
🇬🇧 UK & Germany: 3–7 business days
🇪🇺 Europe: 5–15 business days
🌏 Australia, Canada & Rest of World: 10–30 business days

📌 Tracking included on all orders. Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking link straight to your inbox.

Returns & Refunds

Not loving your new shirt? No worries! We offer hassle-free returns within 14 days of delivery.

✅ Conditions for Returns:

  • Item must be unworn & unwashed (trying it on is fine).
  • Must be in original condition (no deodorant stains, please!).
  • Exchanges available for a different size or design.

📩 How to Start a Return?
Just email support@slickcloth.com, and we’ll take care of it.

Thanks for contacting us. We'll get back to you as soon as possible.

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Man wearing a white sweatshirt featuring a funny retro graphic of a raccoon sitting on a chair and the quote 'I May Not Be A Star But I Sure Am Burning Out'.

I May Not Be A Star But I Sure Am Burning Out Sweatshirt

$54.90 from$39.90
White
Ash
Sand
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M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL