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Funny lactose intolerant shirt in natural color with the quote I Refuse To Tolerate lactose
Funny lactose intolerant shirt in light blue color with the quote I Refuse To Tolerate lactose
Funny lactose intolerant shirt in white color with the quote I Refuse To Tolerate lactose
Funny lactose intolerant shirt in natural color with the quote I Refuse To Tolerate lactose
Funny lactose intolerant shirt in light blue color with the quote I Refuse To Tolerate lactose
Funny lactose intolerant shirt in white color with the quote I Refuse To Tolerate lactose
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I Refuse To Tolerate Lactose Shirt

$24.90
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Unisex Fit – Perfect for everyone, women & men!

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PRODUCT INFORMATION
PRODUCT INFORMATION

No More Dairy. No More Nonsense.

Some people “tolerate” lactose. You? Absolutely not. You refuse to bend to the tyranny of milk, the deception of cheese, and the betrayal of a single scoop of ice cream. The I Refuse To Tolerate Lactose Shirt is for the proud, the fearless, and those who have accepted that oat milk is just their destiny now.

Soft, Stylish, and Dairy-Free Approved

This isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s a warning to all milk-based beverages. It’s a badge of honor for every stomach that has fought (and lost) the great battle against dairy.

  • Unisex fit – perfect for the lactose-intolerant and the dairy-averse alike.
  • Super soft fabric – smoother than plant-based butter.
  • Retro design – because dairy discrimination is timeless.
  • Pairs perfectly with black coffee, dairy-free pizza, and deep, personal betrayal by a milkshake.

Wear It. Own It. Warn the People.

No more awkward explanations. No more side-eyeing a plate of fettuccine alfredo. With this tee, the world already knows. Now go forth, dairy warrior, and live your best milk-free life.

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Printed on Comfort Colors® 1717 tees – soft, heavyweight, perfect vintage feel.

📌 Unisex fit – true to size  
✔ Regular look = your usual size  
✔ Oversized = one size up  

Size Width (Chest)

     Length     
S 18" (46 cm) 27" (71 cm)
M 20" (51 cm) 28" (74 cm)
L 22" (56 cm) 29" (76 cm)
XL 24" (61 cm) 31" (79 cm)
2XL 26" (66 cm) 32" (81 cm)
3XL 28" (71 cm) 33" (84 cm)
4XL 30" (76 cm) 34" (86 cm)

 

🛠 Fabric Info:  
✔ 100% ring-spun cotton – soft, durable, and breathable  
✔ Garment-dyed for a vintage, worn-in look  
✔ Pre-shrunk to minimize shrinkage

📌 Still unsure? Check our Size Guide or Contact Support!

Shipping Times

We ship fast, but teleportation isn't in our skillset (yet). Here’s when you can expect your order:

🇺🇸 USA: 3–7 business days
🇬🇧 UK & Germany: 3–7 business days
🇪🇺 Europe: 5–15 business days
🌏 Australia, Canada & Rest of World: 10–30 business days

📌 Tracking included on all orders. Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking link straight to your inbox.

Returns & Refunds

Not loving your new shirt? No worries! We offer hassle-free returns within 14 days of delivery.

✅ Conditions for Returns:

  • Item must be unworn & unwashed (trying it on is fine).
  • Must be in original condition (no deodorant stains, please!).
  • Exchanges available for a different size or design.

📩 How to Start a Return?
Just email support@slickcloth.com, and we’ll take care of it.

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Funny lactose intolerant shirt in natural color with the quote I Refuse To Tolerate lactose

I Refuse To Tolerate Lactose Shirt

$24.90
Natural
Light Blue
White
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL