I Refuse To Tolerate Lactose Shirt
Unisex Fit – Perfect for everyone, women & men!
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No More Dairy. No More Nonsense.
Some people “tolerate” lactose. You? Absolutely not. You refuse to bend to the tyranny of milk, the deception of cheese, and the betrayal of a single scoop of ice cream. The I Refuse To Tolerate Lactose Shirt is for the proud, the fearless, and those who have accepted that oat milk is just their destiny now.
Soft, Stylish, and Dairy-Free Approved
This isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s a warning to all milk-based beverages. It’s a badge of honor for every stomach that has fought (and lost) the great battle against dairy.
- Unisex fit – perfect for the lactose-intolerant and the dairy-averse alike.
- Super soft fabric – smoother than plant-based butter.
- Retro design – because dairy discrimination is timeless.
- Pairs perfectly with black coffee, dairy-free pizza, and deep, personal betrayal by a milkshake.
Wear It. Own It. Warn the People.
No more awkward explanations. No more side-eyeing a plate of fettuccine alfredo. With this tee, the world already knows. Now go forth, dairy warrior, and live your best milk-free life.
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