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Man wearing an 'I Refuse To Tolerate Lactose' sweatshirt in ash gray, featuring a retro western graphic design and unisex fit.
Woman wearing an 'I Refuse To Tolerate Lactose' sweatshirt in white, featuring a retro western graphic design and unisex fit.
Man wearing an 'I Refuse To Tolerate Lactose' sweatshirt in sand beige, featuring a retro western graphic design and unisex fit.
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I Refuse To Tolerate Lactose Sweatshirt

$49.90 from$39.90
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Unisex Fit – Perfect for everyone, women & men!

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The Softest Way to Say “No Thanks” to Milk

Introducing the "I Refuse To Tolerate Lactose" Sweatshirt, the ultimate dairy-free declaration. Featuring a hilarious raccoon meme and retro 90s vibes, this sweatshirt lets the world know you’re done with milk and ready for almond everything. If lactose has ever betrayed you, this is your revenge—wrapped in soft, cozy fabric.

Why You Need This Sweatshirt

  • Raccoon + Humor = Perfection: Because nothing says lactose intolerance like a sassy raccoon ready to fight dairy.
  • Unisex & Super Comfy: Designed for everyone, whether you’re sipping oat milk lattes or plotting against cheese.
  • Retro Cool, Modern Comfort: Soft enough to cuddle in while dreaming of a world without bloating.

When to Wear It

From vegan brunches to midnight ice cream cravings (lactose-free, obviously), this sweatshirt is your go-to for staying warm and making everyone laugh.

Dairy-Free and Fabulous

Declare your intolerance in style. This sweatshirt is cozy, funny, and unapologetically lactose-free. Warning: May cause uncontrollable giggles and inspire strangers to share their dairy-free snack ideas.

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📌 Unisex Fit – Designed for Everyone!

Our sweatshirts run true to size, but here’s how to choose the perfect fit:

  • ✔ Regular fit? Order your usual size.
  • ✔ Oversized look? Go one size up.
  • ✔ Extra baggy? Go two sizes up.

📌 Check the Size Chart Below:
(inches & cm for USA & international customers)

Size Width (Chest - Inches & CM) Length (Inches & CM) Sleeve Length (Inches & CM)
S 20" (51 cm) 27" (69 cm) 33.5" (85 cm)
M 22" (56 cm) 28" (71 cm) 34.5" (88 cm)
L 24" (61 cm) 29" (74 cm) 35.5" (90 cm)
XL 26" (66 cm) 30" (76 cm) 36.5" (93 cm)
2XL 28" (71 cm) 31" (79 cm) 37.5" (95 cm)
3XL 30" (76 cm) 32" (81 cm) 38.5" (98 cm)

 

🛠 Fabric Info:

  • ✔ 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester – Soft, cozy & warm.

📌 Still unsure? Check our Size Guide or Contact Support!

Shipping Times

We ship fast, but teleportation isn't in our skillset (yet). Here’s when you can expect your order:

🇺🇸 USA: 3–7 business days
🇬🇧 UK & Germany: 3–7 business days
🇪🇺 Europe: 5–15 business days
🌏 Australia, Canada & Rest of World: 10–30 business days

📌 Tracking included on all orders. Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking link straight to your inbox.

Returns & Refunds

Not loving your new shirt? No worries! We offer hassle-free returns within 14 days of delivery.

✅ Conditions for Returns:

  • Item must be unworn & unwashed (trying it on is fine).
  • Must be in original condition (no deodorant stains, please!).
  • Exchanges available for a different size or design.

📩 How to Start a Return?
Just email support@slickcloth.com, and we’ll take care of it.

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Man wearing an 'I Refuse To Tolerate Lactose' sweatshirt in ash gray, featuring a retro western graphic design and unisex fit.

I Refuse To Tolerate Lactose Sweatshirt

$49.90 from$39.90
Ash Gray
Sand Beige
White
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL