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Woman wearing a pepper-colored "Live Fast Eat Trash" shirt with a retro graphic of a raccoon and opossum driving a car.
Man wearing a black-colored "Live Fast Eat Trash" shirt with a retro graphic of a raccoon and opossum driving a car.
Woman wearing a true-navy-colored "Live Fast Eat Trash" shirt with a retro graphic of a raccoon and opossum driving a car.
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Live Fast Eat Trash Shirt

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Unisex Fit – Perfect for everyone, women & men!

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PRODUCT INFORMATION

A Tee For Those Who Live Wild and Eat Trash

If raccoons had a motto, this would be it. The Live Fast Eat Trash shirt is for the trash panda lovers and snack raiders at heart. It’s comfy, it’s cheeky, and it screams “I do what I want.” Perfect for lazy days, wild nights, or trips to the dumpster. The retro opossum & raccoon graphic makes it a real eye-catcher. Great gift for the friend who thinks pizza crust is a food group. Wear it and embrace your inner chaos gremlin.

🚀 Grab yours now before it disappears like last night’s leftovers.

🔹 Product Highlights

  • Unisex fit, soft cotton, authentic retro-style shirt
  • Hilarious retro raccoon and opossum design
  • Great for gifting or offending squirrels
  • Looks awesome in trash lighting or daylight
  • Made for snackers, loungers, and weirdos

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Printed on Comfort Colors® 1717 tees – soft, heavyweight, perfect vintage feel.

📌 Unisex fit – true to size  
✔ Regular look = your usual size  
✔ Oversized = one size up  

Size Width (Chest)

     Length     
S 18" (46 cm) 27" (71 cm)
M 20" (51 cm) 28" (74 cm)
L 22" (56 cm) 29" (76 cm)
XL 24" (61 cm) 31" (79 cm)
2XL 26" (66 cm) 32" (81 cm)
3XL 28" (71 cm) 33" (84 cm)
4XL 30" (76 cm) 34" (86 cm)

 

🛠 Fabric Info:  
✔ 100% ring-spun cotton – soft, durable, and breathable  
✔ Garment-dyed for a vintage, worn-in look  
✔ Pre-shrunk to minimize shrinkage

📌 Still unsure? Check our Size Guide or Contact Support!

Shipping Times

We ship fast, but teleportation isn't in our skillset (yet). Here’s when you can expect your order:

🇺🇸 USA: 3–7 business days
🇬🇧 UK & Germany: 3–7 business days
🇪🇺 Europe: 5–15 business days
🌏 Australia, Canada & Rest of World: 10–30 business days

📌 Tracking included on all orders. Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking link straight to your inbox.

Returns & Refunds

Not loving your new shirt? No worries! We offer hassle-free returns within 14 days of delivery.

✅ Conditions for Returns:

  • Item must be unworn & unwashed (trying it on is fine).
  • Must be in original condition (no deodorant stains, please!).
  • Exchanges available for a different size or design.

📩 How to Start a Return?
Just email support@slickcloth.com, and we’ll take care of it.

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Live Fast Eat Trash Shirt

$34.90 from$29.90
Black
Pepper
True Navy
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL