Local Egg Dealer Sweatshirt
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Local Egg Dealer Sweatshirt – Funny Retro Farm & Chicken Lover Pullover
Because Egg Dealing is Serious Business… (Sort Of!)
Ever dreamed of being a certified egg dealer? Now’s your chance! The Local Egg Dealer Sweatshirt is perfect for farmers, chicken lovers, and pun enthusiasts who know that life’s better with fresh eggs and a little humor.
This retro-style crewneck features a hilarious chicken graphic and the classic "Local Egg Dealer" slogan, making it an instant conversation starter. Whether you're selling farm-fresh eggs, hitting the farmers' market, or just cracking jokes at brunch, this sweatshirt is a must-have!
🐔 Why You’ll Love It:
✔ Super Soft & Cozy – Made from a premium cotton-poly blend for ultimate comfort.
✔ High-Quality Print – Won’t fade, crack, or peel—just like your egg supply.
✔ Unisex Fit (S-5XL) – Comfy and stylish for chicken enthusiasts of all sizes.
✔ Retro Farmhouse Aesthetic – Perfect for those who love vintage country vibes.
✔ Perfect for Easter, Farmers' Markets & Everyday Fun – The ultimate funny farm sweatshirt!
🐣 Who's It For?
- Egg lovers & backyard chicken owners 🐔
- Farmers, homesteaders & pun enthusiasts 🌾
- Brunch-goers, breakfast lovers & foodies 🍳
- Anyone who appreciates a good yolk! 😂
🚨 Grab Yours Before They're Scrambled!
Don't let this egg-ceptional sweatshirt slip through your fingers! Order now and add a little farm-fresh humor to your wardrobe.
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