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Woman wearing a navy blue 'Moister Than An Oyster' hoodie featuring a funny oyster graphic.
Woman wearing a white 'Moister Than An Oyster' hoodie featuring a funny oyster graphic.
Woman wearing a black 'Moister Than An Oyster' hoodie featuring a funny oyster graphic.
Flat lay ash gray 'Moister Than An Oyster' hoodie featuring a funny oyster graphic.
Woman wearing a sand beige 'Moister Than An Oyster' hoodie featuring a funny oyster graphic.
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Moister Than An Oyster Hoodie

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Unisex Fit – Perfect for everyone, women & men!

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Easy 14-Day Returns – No worries, no hassle!
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🌊 A Hoodie That’s Dripping in Style

Some things in life just hit different—like fresh oysters, humid summer days, and this ridiculously funny hoodie. If you like your humor with a splash of questionable and a sprinkle of NSFW, congrats—you’ve found your new go-to hoodie.

🔥 Why You Need This Hoodie

✅ Retro, cheeky design – Subtle but not really
✅ Ultra-soft fabric – Like a warm hug from Poseidon himself
✅ Guaranteed double takes – Just wait till grandma sees it

Slip Into Something Moisturizing

Wear it to the bar, wear it to brunch, or wear it to remind everyone that life’s too short for dry humor (or dry oysters). Get yours now before it’s all soaked up! 💦

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📌 Unisex Fit – Designed for Everyone!

Our hoodies run true to size, but here’s how to choose the perfect fit:

  • ✔ Regular fit? Order your usual size.
  • ✔ Oversized look? Go one size up.
  • ✔ Extra baggy? Go two sizes up.

📌 Check the Size Chart Below:
(inches & cm for USA & international customers)

Size Width (Chest - Inches & CM) Length (Inches & CM) Sleeve Length (Inches & CM)
S 20" (51 cm) 27" (69 cm) 33.5" (85 cm)
M 22" (56 cm) 28" (71 cm) 34.5" (88 cm)
L 24" (61 cm) 29" (74 cm) 35.5" (90 cm)
XL 26" (66 cm) 30" (76 cm) 36.5" (93 cm)
2XL 28" (71 cm) 31" (79 cm) 37.5" (95 cm)
3XL 30" (76 cm) 32" (81 cm) 38.5" (98 cm)
4XL 32" (81 cm) 33" (84 cm) 39.5" (100 cm)
5XL 34" (86 cm) 34" (86 cm) 40.5" (103 cm)

🛠 Fabric Info:

  • ✔ 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester – Soft, warm & durable.

📌 Still unsure? Check our Size Guide or Contact Support!

Shipping Times

We ship fast, but teleportation isn't in our skillset (yet). Here’s when you can expect your order:

🇺🇸 USA: 3–7 business days
🇬🇧 UK & Germany: 3–7 business days
🇪🇺 Europe: 5–15 business days
🌏 Australia, Canada & Rest of World: 10–30 business days

📌 Tracking included on all orders. Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking link straight to your inbox.

Returns & Refunds

Not loving your new shirt? No worries! We offer hassle-free returns within 14 days of delivery.

✅ Conditions for Returns:

  • Item must be unworn & unwashed (trying it on is fine).
  • Must be in original condition (no deodorant stains, please!).
  • Exchanges available for a different size or design.

📩 How to Start a Return?
Just email support@slickcloth.com, and we’ll take care of it.

Thanks for contacting us. We'll get back to you as soon as possible.

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Moister Than An Oyster Hoodie

$59.90 from$44.90
Navy
White
Black
Ash Gray
Sand Beige
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL