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My Alone Time Is For Everyone's Safety Shirt

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Unisex Fit – Perfect for everyone, women & men!

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PRODUCT INFORMATION

Stay Calm, Stay Alone

Need space? This shirt says it all. It’s soft, comfy, and perfect for keeping people at a safe distance. The "My Alone Time Is for Everyone’s Safety" shirt is great for introverts or anyone who loves quiet time. Wear it when you need a break from the world. It’s funny, true, and a little sassy. Let the shirt do the talking while you recharge.

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Printed on Comfort Colors® 1717 tees – soft, heavyweight, perfect vintage feel.

📌 Unisex fit – true to size  
✔ Regular look = your usual size  
✔ Oversized = one size up  

Size Width (Chest)

     Length     
S 18" (46 cm) 27" (71 cm)
M 20" (51 cm) 28" (74 cm)
L 22" (56 cm) 29" (76 cm)
XL 24" (61 cm) 31" (79 cm)
2XL 26" (66 cm) 32" (81 cm)
3XL 28" (71 cm) 33" (84 cm)
4XL 30" (76 cm) 34" (86 cm)

 

🛠 Fabric Info:  
✔ 100% ring-spun cotton – soft, durable, and breathable  
✔ Garment-dyed for a vintage, worn-in look  
✔ Pre-shrunk to minimize shrinkage

📌 Still unsure? Check our Size Guide or Contact Support!

Shipping Times

We ship fast, but teleportation isn't in our skillset (yet). Here’s when you can expect your order:

🇺🇸 USA: 3–7 business days
🇬🇧 UK & Germany: 3–7 business days
🇪🇺 Europe: 5–15 business days
🌏 Australia, Canada & Rest of World: 10–30 business days

📌 Tracking included on all orders. Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking link straight to your inbox.

Returns & Refunds

Not loving your new shirt? No worries! We offer hassle-free returns within 14 days of delivery.

✅ Conditions for Returns:

  • Item must be unworn & unwashed (trying it on is fine).
  • Must be in original condition (no deodorant stains, please!).
  • Exchanges available for a different size or design.

📩 How to Start a Return?
Just email support@slickcloth.com, and we’ll take care of it.

Thanks for contacting us. We'll get back to you as soon as possible.

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Woman wearing funny "My alone time is for everyone's safety" shirt in ash grey color

My Alone Time Is For Everyone's Safety Shirt

$34.90 from$24.90
Ash
Natural
White
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M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL