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My Anxiety Is Chronic But This Ass Is Iconic Hoodie

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Unisex Fit – Perfect for everyone, women & men!

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Some Things Are Worth The Anxiety

Life’s full of stress. Traffic. Emails. That one dude at the gym who grunts like he’s giving birth to a refrigerator. But amidst the chaos, one truth remains: your ass is a masterpiece. And this hoodie? It’s here to celebrate that.

Big Mood, Bigger...You Know

Slip into this retro-style unisex hoodie and let the world know you’re a walking contradiction—chronically anxious, yet undeniably iconic. It’s soft, cozy, and designed for those who overthink texts but never second-guess their backshots.

Why You Need The My Anxiety Is Chronic But This Ass Is Iconic Hoodie:

✅ Premium comfort – Like a warm hug from someone who actually understands your existential dread.
✅ Statement-making design – Because if your DMs are dry, your hoodie shouldn’t be.
✅ Perfect for any occasion – Wear it to therapy, Taco Tuesday, or while staring at your phone wondering why nobody’s texting back.

The Takeaway?

Anxiety is temporary. This ass? Timeless.

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📌 Unisex Fit – Designed for Everyone!

Our hoodies run true to size, but here’s how to choose the perfect fit:

  • ✔ Regular fit? Order your usual size.
  • ✔ Oversized look? Go one size up.
  • ✔ Extra baggy? Go two sizes up.

📌 Check the Size Chart Below:
(inches & cm for USA & international customers)

Size Width (Chest - Inches & CM) Length (Inches & CM) Sleeve Length (Inches & CM)
S 20" (51 cm) 27" (69 cm) 33.5" (85 cm)
M 22" (56 cm) 28" (71 cm) 34.5" (88 cm)
L 24" (61 cm) 29" (74 cm) 35.5" (90 cm)
XL 26" (66 cm) 30" (76 cm) 36.5" (93 cm)
2XL 28" (71 cm) 31" (79 cm) 37.5" (95 cm)
3XL 30" (76 cm) 32" (81 cm) 38.5" (98 cm)
4XL 32" (81 cm) 33" (84 cm) 39.5" (100 cm)
5XL 34" (86 cm) 34" (86 cm) 40.5" (103 cm)

🛠 Fabric Info:

  • ✔ 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester – Soft, warm & durable.

📌 Still unsure? Check our Size Guide or Contact Support!

Shipping Times

We ship fast, but teleportation isn't in our skillset (yet). Here’s when you can expect your order:

🇺🇸 USA: 3–7 business days
🇬🇧 UK & Germany: 3–7 business days
🇪🇺 Europe: 5–15 business days
🌏 Australia, Canada & Rest of World: 10–30 business days

📌 Tracking included on all orders. Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking link straight to your inbox.

Returns & Refunds

Not loving your new shirt? No worries! We offer hassle-free returns within 14 days of delivery.

✅ Conditions for Returns:

  • Item must be unworn & unwashed (trying it on is fine).
  • Must be in original condition (no deodorant stains, please!).
  • Exchanges available for a different size or design.

📩 How to Start a Return?
Just email support@slickcloth.com, and we’ll take care of it.

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My Anxiety Is Chronic But This Ass Is Iconic Hoodie

$59.90 from$44.90
White
Ash
Light Pink
Sand
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL