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My Anxiety Is Chronic But This Ass Is Iconic Shirt

$29.90
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Unisex Fit – Perfect for everyone, women & men!

Fast Worldwide Shipping – Get it fast, no matter where you are.

Easy 14-Day Returns – No worries, no hassle!
PRODUCT INFORMATION
PRODUCT INFORMATION

Chronic Anxiety? Iconic Booty? This Shirt Has Both

My anxiety? Through the roof. But this ass? A freaking masterpiece! This shirt is for anyone who knows their stress level is high, but their confidence level is higher. Wear it out and watch the compliments roll in. Perfect for gifting to your funniest (or cheekiest) friend. Don’t wait—grab yours and let everyone know where your true priorities are.

  • 🧵 Super comfy and soft cotton fabric
  • 😎 Perfect for parties, brunch, or casual days
  • 🏆 Iconic design that turns heads
  • 🎁 A funny gift for yourself or a friend
  • 🚀 Fast shipping so you can strut your stuff ASAP

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Printed on Comfort Colors® 1717 tees – soft, heavyweight, perfect vintage feel.

📌 Unisex fit – true to size  
✔ Regular look = your usual size  
✔ Oversized = one size up  

Size Width (Chest)

     Length     
S 18" (46 cm) 27" (71 cm)
M 20" (51 cm) 28" (74 cm)
L 22" (56 cm) 29" (76 cm)
XL 24" (61 cm) 31" (79 cm)
2XL 26" (66 cm) 32" (81 cm)
3XL 28" (71 cm) 33" (84 cm)
4XL 30" (76 cm) 34" (86 cm)

 

🛠 Fabric Info:  
✔ 100% ring-spun cotton – soft, durable, and breathable  
✔ Garment-dyed for a vintage, worn-in look  
✔ Pre-shrunk to minimize shrinkage

📌 Still unsure? Check our Size Guide or Contact Support!

Shipping Times

We ship fast, but teleportation isn't in our skillset (yet). Here’s when you can expect your order:

🇺🇸 USA: 3–7 business days
🇬🇧 UK & Germany: 3–7 business days
🇪🇺 Europe: 5–15 business days
🌏 Australia, Canada & Rest of World: 10–30 business days

📌 Tracking included on all orders. Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking link straight to your inbox.

Returns & Refunds

Not loving your new shirt? No worries! We offer hassle-free returns within 14 days of delivery.

✅ Conditions for Returns:

  • Item must be unworn & unwashed (trying it on is fine).
  • Must be in original condition (no deodorant stains, please!).
  • Exchanges available for a different size or design.

📩 How to Start a Return?
Just email support@slickcloth.com, and we’ll take care of it.

Thanks for contacting us. We'll get back to you as soon as possible.

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My Anxiety Is Chronic But This Ass Is Iconic Shirt

$29.90
White
Ivory
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M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL