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My Birthstone Is Rock Bottom Sweatshirt

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Unisex Fit – Perfect for everyone, women & men!

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My Birthstone Is Rock Bottom – Funny Mental Health Meme Sweatshirt

My birthstone? Oh, just rock bottom. This sweatshirt is for anyone laughing through the chaos. It’s soft, darkly funny, and dangerously relatable. Wear it to therapy, brunch, or your third breakdown of the week. It’s the perfect combo of cozy and existential. Because if you can’t laugh at your life, what can you do?

🚀 Embrace the spiral in style—grab your Rock Bottom sweatshirt now!

🪨 Quick Highlights:

  • Super soft fleece with a comfy unisex fit
  • Hilarious gift for anxious friends and sarcastic souls
  • Durable print that holds up through life’s low points
  • Eye-catching design made for “lol but make it sad” moments
  • Great for lounging, memes, or emotionally charged snacks

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📌 Unisex Fit – Designed for Everyone!

Our sweatshirts run true to size, but here’s how to choose the perfect fit:

  • ✔ Regular fit? Order your usual size.
  • ✔ Oversized look? Go one size up.
  • ✔ Extra baggy? Go two sizes up.

📌 Check the Size Chart Below:
(inches & cm for USA & international customers)

Size Width (Chest - Inches & CM) Length (Inches & CM) Sleeve Length (Inches & CM)
S 20" (51 cm) 27" (69 cm) 33.5" (85 cm)
M 22" (56 cm) 28" (71 cm) 34.5" (88 cm)
L 24" (61 cm) 29" (74 cm) 35.5" (90 cm)
XL 26" (66 cm) 30" (76 cm) 36.5" (93 cm)
2XL 28" (71 cm) 31" (79 cm) 37.5" (95 cm)
3XL 30" (76 cm) 32" (81 cm) 38.5" (98 cm)

 

🛠 Fabric Info:

  • ✔ 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester – Soft, cozy & warm.

📌 Still unsure? Check our Size Guide or Contact Support!

Shipping Times

We ship fast, but teleportation isn't in our skillset (yet). Here’s when you can expect your order:

🇺🇸 USA: 3–7 business days
🇬🇧 UK & Germany: 3–7 business days
🇪🇺 Europe: 5–15 business days
🌏 Australia, Canada & Rest of World: 10–30 business days

📌 Tracking included on all orders. Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking link straight to your inbox.

Returns & Refunds

Not loving your new shirt? No worries! We offer hassle-free returns within 14 days of delivery.

✅ Conditions for Returns:

  • Item must be unworn & unwashed (trying it on is fine).
  • Must be in original condition (no deodorant stains, please!).
  • Exchanges available for a different size or design.

📩 How to Start a Return?
Just email support@slickcloth.com, and we’ll take care of it.

Thanks for contacting us. We'll get back to you as soon as possible.

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Model wearing ash color sweatshirt with 'My Birthstone Is Rock Bottom' graphic design

My Birthstone Is Rock Bottom Sweatshirt

$54.90 from$39.90
Ash
White
Light Pink
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M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL