Not My Trash Not My Dumpster Hoodie
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Unisex Fit – Perfect for everyone, women & men!
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The Hoodie for Masters of Minding Their Own Business
Because Not Everything Is Your Problem
Some people thrive on drama. Others thrive on snacks. And then there’s the raccoon—the ultimate expert in taking what it wants, pretending it doesn’t know you, and disappearing into the night. If that sounds like your energy, this Not My Trash Not My Dumpster Hoodie is basically your new uniform.
Warm, Cozy, and Just the Right Amount of Sass
This isn’t just a hoodie—it’s a whole mood. Made with ultra-soft fabric, a roomy hood, and a classic fit, it’s perfect for dodging nonsense while staying toasty.
Why You Need This Hoodie
✔️ Super soft and cozy – Feels like a warm hug… from a raccoon (but without the questionable hygiene).
✔️ Funny, relatable design – Because let’s be real, some messes just aren’t your problem.
✔️ Unisex fit – Perfect for everyone who believes in staying warm and staying out of drama.
For Those Who Prefer to Watch the Chaos from a Safe Distance
Pair it with jeans, sweatpants, or wear it like a cozy shield from the outside world. Whether you love raccoons or just love your peace and quiet, this hoodie is calling your name.
Get yours now—before it mysteriously disappears into the night like a true trash panda. 🌙🦝
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