Not My Trash Not My Dumpster Sweatshirt
Unisex Fit – Perfect for everyone, women & men!
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The Sweatshirt for People Who Mind Their Own Business
A Cozy Way to Say, "Not My Problem"
Some people love drama. Others love snacks. And then there are raccoons—majestic little bandits who take what they want and skedaddle. This Not My Trash Not My Dumpster Sweatshirt perfectly embodies that energy. Whether you’re dodging nonsense or just staying warm, this sweatshirt lets everyone know you’re officially off duty.
Warm, Cozy, and Packed with Attitude
This isn’t just a sweatshirt—it’s a lifestyle. Made with ultra-soft fabric and a relaxed fit, it’s perfect for staying warm while watching chaos unfold (from a safe distance).
Why You Need This Sweatshirt
✔️ Super soft fabric – Feels like a hug from a raccoon (without the rabies).
✔️ Hilariously relatable design – Because let’s be real, some things just aren’t your problem.
✔️ Unisex fit – Perfect for anyone who identifies with raccoon energy.
For the Laid-Back and the Low-Key Chaotic
Pair it with jeans, leggings, or just wear it while curled up in a blanket burrito. Whether you love raccoons or just love staying out of trouble, this sweatshirt is made for you.
Get yours now before they mysteriously disappear into the night. 🌙🦝
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