Out of Breath Hiking Society Shirt

“Be there in a minute” – The mantra of champions.

For those whose idea of cardio is briskly pacing to the snack table and whose hiking trails are accompanied by heavy breathing and questionable life choices, the Out of Breath Hiking Society Shirt is your banner of honor.

This isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s a celebration of every “we’ll take a short break” that turns into a 30-minute meditation on life, snacks, and whether you should’ve stayed home. Featuring a retro-inspired design with a dash of wanderlust and a sprinkle of self-deprecating humor, it’s perfect for anyone who understands that the journey is the destination (even if the journey is just to the nearest park bench).

A Shirt That Breathes for You (Because You Can’t)

Crafted from premium Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton, the Out of Breath Hiking Society Shirt isn’t just stylish—it’s ridiculously comfy. The medium fabric weight (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²) provides the perfect balance of durability and softness. Plus, it’s Oeko-Tex certified, so you can feel good about wearing it, even if you’re huffing and puffing.

This tee is available in three versatile colors—white, natural, and black—making it as timeless as your refusal to conquer that hill.

Why You Need This in Your Life

• Funny and Relatable Design: Perfect for hikers, campers, or anyone who’s made “out of breath” their default setting.
• Retro Aesthetic: Because nostalgia pairs perfectly with nature (and nap breaks).
• Gift-Worthy: Know someone who’s a climber, camper, or an expert in avoiding both? This makes a great gift for any adventure enthusiast with a sense of humor.

Let’s Talk Quality

This isn’t one of those tees that shrinks after one wash or fades into obscurity faster than your motivation on a steep incline.

• 100% US cotton for a soft, natural feel.
• Tear-away label for max comfort.
• Ethically sourced because we care about the planet (even if we don’t want to walk all over it).

Join the Society

Let the world know you’re a proud member of the Out of Breath Hiking Society. This shirt isn’t just a piece of clothing—it’s a lifestyle. Or, at the very least, a conversation starter for when you need an excuse to pause halfway up the trail.

Add to your cart today. Or don’t. No pressure. (We’d stop halfway too.)