Rizz 'Em With The Tism Baby Tee
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🐴 Rizz Like a Cowboy, Shine Like a Star ⭐
Yeehaw Your Way to Maximum Rizz 🤠
If raccoons could talk, they’d probably say, “Damn, you look good.” And honestly, they'd be right. This Rizz 'Em With The Tism Baby Tee is the ultimate Y2K-meets-cowboy-energy masterpiece. It’s retro, it’s hilarious, and it’s scientifically proven* to increase your unspoken rizz by at least 137%. (*Not actually, but we believe in you.)
Why You Need This Tee Right Now 👇
✅ Soft AF & Cozy – Like a warm hug from a cowboy raccoon
✅ Y2K Retro Vibes – Because everything was better in 2003
✅ Raccoons Approved – Okay, maybe not, but they’d probably steal it
Throw it on, step outside, and let the world know you’re built different. 🌵✨
🛒 Add to cart before a raccoon grabs the last one!
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