Gardening + Humor = Cozy Perfection Wearing the "Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong" sweater is like having a secret handshake with every plant-loving introvert out there. It’s comfy, cheeky, and sends a clear message to unruly foliage: behave, or else....

Who Needs This Tee? 🌱 The green thumb with a dark sense of humor. 🐌 The snail chaser with a vendetta. 🪴 Anyone who’s ever looked at a weed and muttered, “Not today, Satan.”

Why This Hoodie Will Ruin You for Other Hoodies There’s something oddly satisfying about wearing a hoodie that speaks your mind—especially when it’s as cozy as the Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong hoodie. It’s not just a hoodie; it’s a soft,...

A Long Sleeve Tee to Keep You Out of Trouble (Mostly) Let’s face it: gardening is basically the calmest way to assert dominance over nature. And this shirt? It’s your hilarious, slightly unhinged declaration to the world that you’re a...

Dig Deep into Funny Fashion Ever looked at a perfectly weeded garden bed and thought, "This is where my homicidal tendencies come to chill"? No? Just us? Cool. Welcome to the Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Shirt—a hilarious tribute to...

Because Let’s Be Real: Orange Jumpsuits Don’t Suit Anyone We’ve all been there. One minute you’re lovingly pruning your azaleas, the next you’re side-eyeing that nosy neighbor who’s been “borrowing” your garden gnome collection. Take a deep breath, and let...

Stay Out of Jail, Start a Garden Some people hit the gym to relieve stress. Others meditate. But you? You turn to gardening—because let’s be honest, it’s probably the best way to avoid a true crime documentary about you. 🌱🪴...

Because Chaos Needs A Co-Pilot! Alright, listen up. If you’re the kind of person who hears "don’t do that" and immediately does that, then this hoodie was made for you. Trouble? Oh, it’s not just gonna happen—you gotta make it...

Funny Retro Raccoons Christmas Tee This shirt is Christmas chaos in the best way. Raccoons, retro vibes, and holiday cheer all rolled into one. The design is funny and a little wild, just like your holiday plans. Made with soft...

Buckle Up, It’s Time for Chaos Some people wake up and choose peace. You? You wake up, grab your keys, and yell, "Get in, loser! Trouble ain’t gonna make itself." Whether you're the bad influence or just along for the...

Your Partner in Crime (Or Mild Mischief) Trouble Won’t Make Itself – But You Can Help Some raccoons dig through trash. Others ride bicycles straight into chaos. If you're the kind of person who sees "bad idea" and thinks perfect,...

Get in Loser, We’re Going Blanky Mode! Ready to reach peak comfort? Get in, loser—we’re going blanky mode! This shirt is all about cozy vibes. Soft, comfy, and perfect for lazy days. Throw it on, grab your blankets, and chill...